The jokes thread

[dojo]

Yep, we can say jokes too.
Keep it clean and nice .. otherwise I will edit

And now ...

YOU CAN START!

[altyfc]

Q. Why can't you starve in a desert?
A. Because of the sand which is there.

Bad start, I know... but just to get the ball rolling.

Aaron

[dojo]

No it's not a bad start at all. Thank you for jumping in

What is a blonde doing on a highway with a paper in hand?

...
She is driving an A4

Well .. and now all blond people hate me :lol: That's what I call a bad start.

[altyfc]

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Aaron

[gamesandmore]

Blonde joke

Q.Two blondes walk into a bar
A.Bang! you would of though one of then would of seen it!


Doctor Doctor Joke

"Doctor Doctor! I keep thinking i'm invisible"
"Who's that?"

Did you hear joke...

Did you hear about the tennage boy who ran away with a circus?

The police made him bring it back.


They are a bit basic but there you go three to laugh at! :lol: Or maybe not! :cry:

[altyfc]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cowsgo
Cowsgo who?
No they don't, they go "moo".

Aaron

[Charmed]

*~Bathroom conversation~*

This happened to someone, and here it is the story:
________________________________________

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other Stall saying:
- Hi, how are you?

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed:
- Doin' just fine!

And the other guy says:
- So what are you up to?

What kind of question is that?
At that point, I'm thinking this Is too bizarre, so I say:
- Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I Hear another question:
- Can I come over?

OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could Just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him:
- No........I'm a little busy right now!!!

Then I hear the guy say nervously:
- Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other Stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!

_________________________________________________

LOL !!!
That's so embarressing :-[ , that she probably had the feeling of wanting to die, or never get out of that bathroom...

[Crimson Kal-El]

Why was there six holes in a mirror?
Because a blonde tried to shot herself.

[jalal]

"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Melbourne.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 7:00 AM and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

(MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORTS OF CONTESTS)

[dojo]

he he. Don't mess with an angry woman, that's for sure